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winterduck:

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winterduck yeah prescription drugs (aka benzos + maybe some opiates) + some anti-puke drugs + vodka seem like an effective method of logging off from the world but with my hanging fetish i’d probably try…

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Posted September 17th | 12 | Reblog | Like

Vote for my goal and help me score tuition from the Dr Pepper Tuition Giveaway.

punkradcool:

Hey, my lovely followers! I recently found out about a tuition giveaway by Dr. Pepper. I was hoping you would please vote for me. I am trying to win a scholarship to pay for college.

My reason I believe I should win is because awhile ago, I was depressed. I was bulimic because I believed I was ugly and I knew I was overweight. I decided I never deserved to eat and when I did, I made myself throw up. Then, one day, I decided to write. Now, writing is my safe haven. Safe haven means any safe or peaceful place in a dangerous area. Now, after a few years, I am treating myself the way a person who loves themselves should. I work out, eat right, and I finally talk about how I feel instead of isolating myself. Writing saved my life. It is also my passion, & my goal is to be a writer. A safe haven is vital to have self-serenity, instead of doing self-harm to oneself. My safe haven became my motivation. Imagine how it will change someone or the world. I am determined to lead this change. How? Well, I need your help. First, I need your help in furthering my education to help me find my answers in a college/university campus that a motivated, determined writer deserves to be in, instead of a community college. Please, vote for me. To be a succesful writer and help those who need it has always been my dream. Thank you.

If anyone else is interested in applying, feel free and good luck.

You deserve a scholarship because you had some eating disorders and problems you overcame? Ha. Funny, and probably the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard. You don’t deserve extra money to pay for college because of your past problems… A scholarship is given out to promising students, academic excellence and all, not previous mental states.

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those-90s-songs:

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These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 14. Do you have any kinks?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 19. Do you like being naked?
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30. How often do you masturbate?
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39. Do you ever go commando?
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  • 41. How big is your penis?
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44. How big are your breasts?
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  • 53. Do you like your butt?
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  • 63. Spit or swallow?
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 66. Do you "squirt?"
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81. What are your favorite positions?
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92. Have you have phone sex?
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94. What's something you like about your body?
  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?

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